STATE OF ALABAMA

Driver's License Application

Last name: _______________________________________

First name:
 (_) Billy-Bob
 (_) Billy-Joe
 (_) Billy-Ray
 (_) Billy-Sue
 (_) Billy-Mae
 (_) Billy-Jack
 (_) Billy-Elvis
 (Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
 (_) Farmer
 (_) Mechanic
 (_) Hair Dresser
 (_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
 (_) Sister
 (_) Brother
 (_) Aunt
 (_) Uncle
 (_) Cousin
 (_) Mother
 (_) Father
 (_) Son
 (_) Daughter
 (_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

 ___ Total number of vehicles you own
 ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
 ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
 ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
 ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
 ____ truck
 ____ bedroom
 ____ bathroom
 ____ kitchen
 ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
 (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
 (_) The National Enquirer
 (_) The Globe
 (_) TV Guide
 (_) Soap Opera Digest
 (_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
 (_)Weekly
 (_)Monthly
 (_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
 (_)Yellow
 (_)Brownish-Yellow
 (_)Brown
 (_)Black
 (_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
 (_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
 (_)1 mile
 (_)2 miles
 (_)don't know


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