Religious Views of Life

Taoism

"Shit happens."

Confucianism

"Confucius say, 'Shit happens.'"

Buddhism

"If shit happens, it really isn't shit."

Zen

"What is the sound of shit happening?"

Hinduism

"This shit happened before."

Islam

"If shit happens, it is the will of Allah."

Protestantism

"Let shit happen to someone else."

Catholicism

"If shit happens, you deserve it."

Judaism

"Why does shit always happen to us?"

Agnosticism

"What is this shit?"

Atheism

"I don't believe this shit."