Year 2000 Solution
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<h3>**Important Notice to All Employees**</h3>

Corporate has determined that there is no longer any need for network
or software applications support. (See below)

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The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999.
Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.  Here are
the main advantages:

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1. No Y2K problems

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2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.

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3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

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Thank you.

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Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

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Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
   screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for re-booting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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