Trump International Four Seasons Presidential Library

In the Library

• Thee Un-redacted Mueller report.
• A searchable Archive of Trump Tweets as @realDonaldTrump and @POTUS.
• A searchable Archive of Trump Executive Orders.
• A searchable Compilation of Lies (aka The Trump Liebrary).
• Trump Tax Returns.
• $35k check from Trump to Cohen, reimbursement for Stormy's hush money.
• Love Letters from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
• The Inauguration Day letter Obama left for Trump.
• Health Plan binder presented to Leslie Stahl by Kayleigh McDoodle.
• Actual SOTU torn up by Nancy Pelosi.
• Hilary's 30,000 Emails!
• Other Documents for future scholars and psychologists to study.

Curated Memorabilia on Display

• Red MAGA Hat, Trump/Pence 2016/2020 Flags and Lawn Signs.
• Trump's golf clubs and golf cart.
• Trump's signature white Polo shirt. White MAGA hat.
• Thee Bible that Trump held up in front of St John’s Church on June 1, 2020.
• Purple Heart gifted to Trump by retired Army Lt. Col. Louis Dorfman on Aug. 2, 2016, in Ashburn, Va.
• Trump's many Noble Peace Prizes.
• Thee Trump iPhone.
• Honda lawnmower used by 11-year old boy to mow White House lawn.
• Melania's green I DON'T REALLY CARE, DO U? jacket.
• Hunter Biden Laptops.
• Elevator Shoes worn By Trump. (Escalator Shoes?)
• 6' Red Tie, Displayed with Scotch Tape used in place of a tie bar.
• Umbrella used by Trump when boarding Air Force One.
• Orange Makeup Kit, including application brushes used by Trump.
• Lifelike replica of Trump gladly donated by Madame Tussauds wax museum.
• Hmmm, anything given to Trump by Putin?

Fun!

• Multi Media Displays — Sara Cooper TikTok videos on continuous loop.
• Disney Animatronic of Trump delivering GettysBurg Address.
• Outdoor dumpster fires commemorating special events of the Trump presidency.
• Leaf Raking Activity (Rake Rental, $10).
• ACCESS HOLLYWOOD tape.
• SNL Skits featuring Trump.
• Backroom only — The Pee Pee Tape!

In The Grift Shop

• LAWN AND ORDER T-shirt ... Make America Rake Again
• Presidential Coins
• Tiki Torches ($100)
• Sharpie markers, embossed with Presidential Seal
• Sharpie markers, Gold-Plated, embossed with Make America Gold Again
• GOYA beans and other fine GOYA products
• My Pillow
• Framed TIME magazine covers (faked and real)
• Best Seller: The Art of the Deal
• Roll of paper towels
• McCafe coming soon!

The Backstory behind our location (Subject to Confirmation)

The museum will Occupy the site of Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, located between a dildo shop and a crematorium.

How Did We Get Here!? Trump tweeted that they were going to have a presser at the Four Seasons in Philly, before his team knew to book it.

Facts: Trump announced via twitter a press conference at Philadelphia's Four Seasons at 11. Shortly after, Trump tweeted it would be at Four Seasons Total Landscaping at 11:30.

We submit that the Four Seasons Hotel wanted nothing to do with him, so Team Trump scrambled to find a place named Four Seasons to hold the presser, and found this Landscaping outfit conveniently located right off the Interstate. So they set up there — in order to save face for Trump. Major Self-Own!

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