Log of Ages

at zero, a child is born and smiles.
at one, it observes!
at two, it talks, walks, and thinks.
at four, it asks questions and loves stories.
at eight, it can do almost anything.
at sixteen, it drives.
at thirty-two, it propagates!
at sixty-four, it retires.
at one-hundred-and-twenty-eight it goes totally 8-bit.

Thanks to Earl Samuelson @earlsamuelson for "1"!
Thanks to Rick Lefaivre for "32"!
Please send any improvements!